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500 Demotivational Poster


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.11/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




FAST GETAWAY CAR - When you're doing the crime, it won't waste your time.




MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: tribute to 75000 posters cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
forseti, I see your point.
forseti - October 14, 2010, 7:12 pm
depends on the books... thousands of animes?? no, thx! ;)
rerun - October 14, 2010, 7:02 pm

Hmmmm, a new way to get rid of timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
I would kill to have a library like that.


RESPECT -


TAGS: logicdude 5000 forum posts scratch his belly and listen to him purrr
Rating: 4.11/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
Thanks GS! After naptime I get a cup of applesauce! Nummy!!!


SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is h**


Texas 500th Execution -


TAGS: texas 500th execution 393 guilty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:57 pm
When people that are specifically asked about lying to keep someone form being executed and answers "Any means." I don't take their word or the results of their tests seriously.
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:44 am
What did Cannabal eat?
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
I read about that..
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:48 pm
thank God for DNA testing
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:14 pm
In Texas, the phrase "Hang Ten" has a whole new meaning...
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 9:13 pm
Like a comedian once said, in Canada, we have NO murders...only hunting "accidents".
PapaFox - June 27, 2013, 8:43 pm
"Celebrating" an execution? Seriously? What, since lynchings are frowned upon these days?
rerun - June 27, 2013, 7:52 pm

I disagree, I live in Texas and was murdered just yesterday. True story.
steve1961 - June 27, 2013, 6:42 pm
Laugh it up...capital punishment is the reason that there are no murders in Texas...;)


GIANT JESUS - He died for your Giant Sins.


TAGS: jesus 500 ft tall
Rating: 4.19/5

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FatherTyme - June 16, 2011, 8:17 pm
Whoa!! I remember reading this swill wayyy back when I was in 8th grade. I spent my hard earned allowance money on what passed for toilet paper.
Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:21 pm
And, we believe everything that we read in the Weekly World News.


CELEBRATION -


TAGS: life time motivational post freedom speech thank you 500 confort mind imagination dream billy joel quote
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chateaux - August 27, 2009, 10:41 am
Congrats! :-)
RON - August 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
Congratulations On reaching!!!!!


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